Articles by John Portanova
Alien vs. Predator: You wait the whole movie with uninteresting human characters for a monster fight…and then it’s mediocre at best. 5/10
Predator 2: Predator in the city is a great idea, but it takes a backseat to subplots including voodoo, gang warfare, and cop clichés. 5/10
Predator: One of the most unique aliens on film hunts a team of badasses. A classic action film with great FX and performances. 9/10
Alien Resurrection: An alien queen being taken from a clone made from Ripley’s DNA is only the first of many dumb things in this movie. 3/10
Alien 3: Takes the character of Ripley to interesting new places, but suffers from plot holes and uninteresting supporting characters. 6/10
Aliens: Takes a suspenseful haunted house of a movie, turns it into a balls to the wall action fest and manages to be nearly as good. 9/10
Alien: Well rounded and realistic characters combat a very unique and frightening monster in this near perfect classic. 9/10
Splice: A unique monster is wasted in a film where the main characters are just tools of the plot and none of their actions ring true. 3/10
His Name Was Jason: A decent look at the Friday the 13th saga comes off more like VH1′s I Love Jason. More meat is found in the extras. 6/10
The short film “A Visitor in the Night” was put together by Spencer and I last December. It will be having its official premiere as part of Seattle’s True Independent Film Festival (aka STIFF) on …



