The MacGuffin

Jason X: Jason in space. Instead of using this new locale to mix things up, we get more of the same. At least it has a sense of humor. 5/10

Jason Goes to Hell: Rewrites the mythos of the series by turning Jason into a body-jumping demon. Redeeming factor: Great gore effects. 3/10

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Instead of taking Manhattan, Jason stays on a boat for an hour of the movie. The worst of the series. 1/10

Friday the 13th Part VII: This solid installment features Jason fighting a telekinetic girl. Unfortunately, the MPAA cut it to shreds. 8/10

This Canadian indie comedy opens with a guy in a pink bunny suit sitting on the couch watching scrambled porn on TV. Best opening ever. It’s Easter Sunday and Hank and Mike are Easter Bunnies. I don’t mean dressed as Easter Bunnies, I mean the ARE Easter Bunnies. They sneak into people’s houses and put eggs in people’s stuff on Easter. Seriously.

Spencer is joined by John Portanova of Adler & Zenith. They open with a discussion about Paranormal Activity, share some of their scariest films, and conclude with a look back on the career of Wes Anderson in anticipation of his new film The Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day – I had really high hopes for this movie, despite the whole “sequel is never as good as the original” curse. I thought, same people, same sort of story line, what could go wrong? The answer? Everything.

Friday the 13th Part VI: The series at its most fun. Jason becomes a zombie, fights some great kids, and does it with a sense of humor. 9/10

Friday the 13th Part V: Terrible follow up to Final Chapter features annoying characters, bad acting, and Jason isn’t even in it! 2/10

Michael Rapaport is a meter guy named Les who is participating in a pharmaceutical study that’s unexplained at the beginning of the film. He is keeping a journal so he can document the effects of this drug. He hangs out in a comic book shop during his breaks at work, even though he knows he’s too old to read comics.